Meat Wallet

a vagina, usually unclean

She enjoys counting the money in her meat wallet.

by Taco Bell September 25, 2005

oyster wallet

term used in reference to a vagina, specifically one painted with semen

"Hey sweetheart! thats a juicy oyster wallet you got there."

by D. Albertson February 6, 2008

wallet haka

The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.

Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!

by haka dancer January 14, 2008

Sausage Wallet

The type of person who resembles a wallet full of sausages and acts in the same manner.

Can be defined as a disgusting individual doing nothings for society

definite SW

She's a massive sausage wallet

Not DGT

by djbuggy November 3, 2011

Bacon Wallet

Slang term for the female genetalia.

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.

by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010

Cum wallet

A wallet, that contains the money obtained by donating sperm.

Steve: Why do you have 2 wallets?
Mark: One of them is my cum wallet.

by CUM_WALLET November 26, 2009

sausage wallet

The word sausage wallet can be used to describe a girl that has alot of sex with different guys

"man jessica is a sausage wallet she had sex with 40 differnt guys"

by djfuck October 30, 2008