Wacey

A Wacey is no ordinary man. Wacey is fricken awesome and no one can tell him any different. Wacey tends to be over looked sometimes in large crowds, but when you find him and start talking to him, you will come to find that he is very charming, funny and extremely handsome. Wacey is (dare i say it) sought to be the man of the bedroom, if you know what i mean. Oh yes, Wacey is the king of all bedrooms, back seats, movie theater seats, parks, benches, tables, couches, swings, Walmarts, public bathrooms, changing rooms, where ever he may be, he is the king. No man can ever follow in his footsteps. Girls will find out that after they have been with Wacey, no Mike, Joe, Steve or even Erik can ever stand up to what he has done. Girls will always come crawling back to him, but he won't take them back. Wacey is a one and done type of guy. He never gets caught with Sloppy Seconds. Ever. Wacey will not only curl your toes in the sack, but he will also show you all of his tallents on stage. That's right. Wacey is a future actor in the making. Wacey is also great at parties. He is the life of the party, kind of like that guy that always brings fried chicken at just the right time during a party. He never brings the chicken, but he will bring the beef (if you know what i mean). He is one outstanding individual. Everybody needs to know a Wacey at some point in their lives, and if you don't then shame on you.

Girl #1: Oh Wacey, that's an unusual name
Wacey: Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.

by FluffNugget November 4, 2013

wack

an adjective used to refer to something crazy, weird, and/or unbelievable

Amir: Yo, did you see mr. brown break dancing in his cow costume?
Zach: Yeah, that was wack bro

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

Wacker

A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.

"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by S. Santa August 30, 2006

wack arnolds

An episode of Dave Chappelle where he pretends to get a mcjob. It represents how Mc Donalds thinks there doing charity work for the underpriveliged but is really just causing more problems.

Person:...she had a heart attack, too much wack arnolds.

by shatara June 11, 2006

Wack Shack

When your bed is completely enclosed/surrounded by a bed sheet providing ample opportunity for "private time."

Options for building your wack shack:

1. If you have a bunk bed, the easiest way to create a wack shack is by sleeping on the bottom bunk and draping the sheet over by putting one half under the top bed's mattress allowing for the other half of the sheet to hang down to the floor.

2. If you are not so lucky as to have a bunk bed, tacks and the ceiling are your best bet.

Benefits:

1. Noise reduction
2. Light reduction
3. Alone time
4. Girlfriend time

Joe just went into his wack shack...you know what the f*** is up.

by J-Town Big Daddy Flex January 6, 2009

wack sack

a large amount. A collective noun of more than the usual or normal quantity

The Duggars have a wack sack of kids.

by shareski November 13, 2011

wack dick

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017