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Wieder

An action performed while blackout drunk.
Jonah totally wiedered all over those chicken tenders before wiedering his pants while standing up. Finally, we found him wiedered out on some girl's dirty laundry.
by theSwooper January 27, 2010
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Double-Wiper

One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.
Robina, disgustingly, and like most other people, is a Double-Wiper. Why does she even bother wiping at all if she's going to reuse her dirty toilet paper?
by Evan Gieselman October 30, 2008
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Peanut butter jelly wipe

When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...
by TheMrsBrown April 20, 2015
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cunt wipe

The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.
He's a proper cunt wipe!
by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006
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Wipe my Bradley

To clean, or remove the excrement from the exterior of one's anus, so as to maintain hygiene and remove any odour; with emphasis on 'Bradley' signifying the anus as a colloquialism.
Amber didn't know if she had enough paper left so she questioned if she should 'Wipe my Bradley'
by Noonga Spoonga June 29, 2009
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Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012
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dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...
"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"
by Angela Roche May 12, 2007
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