2 definitions by Oliver Cuntwell
Originates from Naval sailors of Portsmouth in England getting lonely while at sea. These sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. This would then be used to provide sexual pleasure.
Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.
Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.
by Oliver Cuntwell August 12, 2006
The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
He's a proper cunt wipe!
by Oliver Cuntwell May 19, 2006