Width-wide bitch

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.

Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.

by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

World Wide Web Wide Tech Support

WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals

My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!

by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

by murder3000 March 22, 2020

Hold ‘er wide

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

by DustyH November 17, 2018

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

nose wide open

The term is used to say a person, most usually a male, is crazy in love or lust over a girl, will focus total attention on her, ignoring his friends; maybe a hint that she is exploiting him.

i never see him now that he's smitten with his new girlfriend. he'll do anything for her; she's got his nose wide open.

by Smash Like August 25, 2013

world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.

ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.

by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004