Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009

anus water rocket

Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity

"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"

by WestNomad January 12, 2016

Prince Across the Water

A leader in exile, or in waiting. A person out of power.

Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, might be the Prince Across the Water of Britain's Conservative Party.

by sharpslaw August 10, 2012

water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Water Temple

The hardest gaming level ever conceived by mankind. The water temple from Zelda Ocarina of Time is so difficult and confusing that frustrated gamers around the world spend countless hours screaming " WHY? why are you so fucking confusing" Also a common thing brought up between those who talk about the good old days when they still played Zelda Ocarina of Time

1. God Dammit ive spend four hours trying to find the last small key, This is so frustrating i want to ninja star my controller through the T.V

2. Friend 1 :Hey remember the good ol days when we played Ocarina of Time

Friend 2 : Yeah! I do, hey remember how frustrating the Water Temple was?

Friend 1 : DUDE! don't even get me started on the Water Temple

by ThatisPrivate December 17, 2012

water is wet

Another way to reply when someone states the ovbious.

Nick: Wow! Russel Westbrook got another triple double!

Jamie: Water is wet.

Nick: True, True.

by Deathcabforeli May 20, 2018