goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
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by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

Walking the dinosaur

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.

It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!

by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

Scott Walker

Doomed Governor of Wisconsin who dropped out of college and is trying to end public unions ability to collective bargain. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the mostly progressive state, who, for some reason, forgot they were progressive and voted the tea bagger in in the first place...you get what you voted for...now Walker's approval rating is in the 30's. Also has only one facial expression and looks a little like Droopy Dog.

Tea-bagger - "God Bless Scott Walker! He's going to get rid of those commie unions once and for all."

Rational Person - "I thought the tea-party was about freedom...what's more free than being able to bargain with your employer over safety, wages, and benefits."

Tea-bagger - "Well unions support democrats, and we know they're all Communist Marxist Nazis, Glenn Beck says so."

Rational Person - "I see why Scott Walker wants to cut education, it'll keep him in office producing tools like you."

by HateTea March 20, 2011

street walker

see whore , slut , prostitute

My mom calls me a street walker whenever i wear a skirt.

by steph's gonna lick ya! March 24, 2004

walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

ball walking

hanging your testicles out of your zipper and walking through a crowded area. commonly done at a bar after a heavy night of drinking and striking out with the ladies, a guy will decide he might as well go "ball walking". very fun to see people's faces when they catch a glimpse of your sack haning out.

man i am so drunk that i have no more game. i might as well do a little ball walking for some entertainment.

by jesstre November 8, 2006