I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?
venus? what's that?
-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Silent killer. Know everything but acts like nothing. Please keep your girls with him he is gentle and treats every as sister until he find his soul mate . Born to love but loser in life
by O7okda July 16, 2022

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming. did its people want too much too, did its people want too much?
by Beepboopbitch June 15, 2022

Second planet from the Sun, it looks white due to the global cloud coverage.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.
by ?mypseudonym? May 16, 2021

A girl who typically chats with an Athena, Ysay, Alexa, etc. She likes Science but since online classes happened, she just watches anime. More specifically sports anime!
Bob: Where is Venus?
Oop: I think she's watching Haikyfiuio or something.
Bob: She’s very nice!
Oop: Ok lol.
Oop: I think she's watching Haikyfiuio or something.
Bob: She’s very nice!
Oop: Ok lol.
by CharlieTheHighCloud October 12, 2020
