internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is

Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.

by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022

Fenn value

An artificial inflated value put on an item from Forrest Fenns treasure chest, that was bought at auction impulsively and emotionally due to one’s obsessive behavior during the active Fenn treasure hunt. Such value only holds true in an exchange or sale with another emotionally obsessed Fenn searcher.

Pawn shop owner: yeah man, gold is worth 150$ a gram. I’m not paying you 1400$ dollars extra in Fenn value when Fenn was still alive when his hunt ended. Plus, you don’t even have a certified solution to his puzzle.

by Pocketfullofposey December 15, 2022

Negative value male

Negative value man is someone who is worse than a low value man. This man will stay at home playing videos games, sleeping in, and doing other non productive activities while the woman leaves the home to work multiples jobs to pay the bills. This is negative value because they will deplete your bank account

Garret is a negative value male. Meaghan works 3 jobs to pay all the bills at home.

by KZ123456789 January 10, 2023

Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

Moe's value plan

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.

Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"

by Chump1 December 21, 2015