Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.

VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day

by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019

Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.

Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022