valenciano

People with this last name tend to have large Dicks. They are overconfident and usually get what they want. They like to look good and are popular. They are great with girls and makes a lot of money. If your a Valenciano your a fucking badass.

Man I wish I was a Valenciano. Valenciano's have it too good.

by Ldm21 October 22, 2013

valentines day

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.

by the only smart person in the world February 18, 2007

valentine's day

A)

A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)

B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.

"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"

"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"

by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 19, 2004

Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.

Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.

by Jennifer April 14, 2004

Valentine's Day

The 14th of February, the day where people celebrate love. One of those "holidays" that helps the stores to make more money off of cards, roses, chocolate, etc.

Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).

See Single Awareness Day.

Shannon: "Oh my gosh, Trent and I have been dating for like almost half a year now, and we plan to go out to eat for Valentine's Day!"

Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."

by st_clair59 October 29, 2009

Valentines Day

Probably the dumbest day of the year. You desperatly spend money for something for someone you don’t like very much to pretend there is something there you know is not.

I hate Valentines Day just because I'm single. It's another reason to hate my life.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Vincent Valentine

The Greatest Final Fantasy Character ever! HE ROCKS! Vincent Valentine has the best limit breaks, prettiest face, coolest clothes, says the neatest things, and has that stylish headband.

The only other character to come close to Vincent Vanentine's greatness is Reno.

Vincent Valentine is the coolest!

by Mary Jane Cocaine October 6, 2005