King von 

A famous rapper who is from Chicago and grew up in a place called Oblock. He was part of lil durk's label called OTF. He was best friends with lil durk and and grew up with him since childhood. He collabed with rappers such as Polo G, lil durk, nle choppa, asian doll, and more. He blew up in december of 2018 with a song called "Crazy Story" and since that song he was on his rise in the rap game but unfortunately he passed away in November 6 2020 due to him getting shot in Atlanta outside of a club hookah lounge. RIP King von

King von was such a great

King von by Thecrazyboy2614 February 20, 2021

Karl von Clausewitz 

Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.

"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz

Karl von Clausewitz by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009

Austin Von Alten 

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

Austin Von Alten by yoping December 17, 2013

Jayy Von Monroe 

Screamer and vocalist for techno-alternative band, Blood On The Dance Floor.

Jayy Von Monroe is so talented!

Jayy Von Monroe by ToxicRawrxo January 18, 2010

La'Von 

A La'Von is a person who is kind of funny, but sort of weird. He usually stays at home and likes to play video games a lot. He is very fun to be around on the outside, but he faces many difficulties in life on the inside. He likes to joke around, but tends to do it a little too often. He is a loyal friend who likes to talk and is usually friendly to the new people he meets. He's usually a boss at school and tends to make fun of people in a good way. Finding a La'von is very rare, but they are definitely worth keeping.

Man, that guy is such a La'Von.

That La'Von connects great with Olivia.

I wish I knew a La'Von.

La'Von by Kid_Kisame October 4, 2012

Joshua Von Grimm 

Joshua Von Grimm is one of the most sexiest male guitarists in England, plays for The Horrors a British Garage-Rock band. Very sexual and likes Broccolie.

"Oi that Joshua Von Grimm from The Horrors has a nice arse!"

Joshua Von Grimm by AbigHor April 19, 2010

Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

Zitty Von Zittles by The Cheetah Dude July 16, 2005