shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021

Roughin' Up A Suspect

Jacking off a dick not attached to you.

Deputy Rosie started the morning roll call by asking who, if anyone, was interested in roughin' up a suspect before they begin the morning meeting.

by H E M I February 22, 2009

Upage

Upage is a field hockey term which refers to the occasion when the ball in play rises above the maximum playable height limit. This height limit is dependent upon the level of play (middle school, high school, etc) as well as the eccentric interpretation of the on-field officials. "Upage" is never consistently applied and is often times used by an official to halt the down-field progress of the team they do not want to win. Upage is evidenced by the blowing of the whistle, stoppage of play and reversal of possession. As upage is often whimsical in it's application, and generally results in bewilderment of the players and fans alike, it is consistently used to "make up" for previous missed violations.

We were flying down the field, but were upaged. The game went into the crapper after that.

by Wordmanster2 November 11, 2010

up a tree in rosemount

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome

"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"

by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014

Trippin up a storm

To make a big deal out of something really small and piss off everyone involved!

"Sorry man i can't ride with yall to the party my mom is trippin up a storm"

by her girl! July 5, 2009

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011

open up a tab

To casually use another person's web browser while not changing any of their open windows. Most commonly this phenomenon occurs in a casual setting with a lap-top style computer.

Guy who needs to check email: "Hey, you mind if I open up a tab?"

Gal not using computer: "Sure, just make sure you close it out when you're done."

by DoctorZee November 21, 2009