tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

Um 3layah

Um 3layah is art , it’s a beautiful dance made with extraordinary beats , pleasing human beings both (men and women ) , especially reaching the satisfaction point to goblins , is it halal? NO , does it matter? NO , The best um 3layah artist out there is Khalid horya , the most places known to have um 3layah is ras alkhaima and Oman , Dancers make more than a 100 dollars per session from “b5sheesh” or tip.

Guys I heard there was an um 3layah session in ras alkhaima , I feel like going .

by Stawone July 6, 2018

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts

Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

Um

The element of confusion.

Tim: What is 2+2?
Jacob: ummmm I have no idea 🤷

by Chombers likes chiken November 5, 2022

uhhh um uhh

i dont know man idk what the hell im supposedto be doing

person 1: hey man hows it going
person 2: uhhh um uhh
person 1: the hell

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022