The Dirty Ulman

When a desperate individual in need of a wank resorts to jerking off in a porta-potty.

Bro, I haven't beat my meat in like two weeks! I guess I'll just have to do The Dirty Ulman.

by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.

Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy

by Not Zane July 20, 2004

Real ultimate power

What all ninjas have and they show it when they're choping off dudes heads, throwing ninja stars at peoples faces, fliping out hard, poping boners, making out with hot ninja babes, and wailing on their guitar.

Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Ultima Thule

An ambient music program from Australia.

I like to download the Ultima Thule programs.

by mikie the yorkie July 5, 2008

Ultimate burn

The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:

1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.

Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.

"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."

by Doug Cantwell, Joe Urgo June 27, 2006

the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and everything

by michele is cool July 15, 2006

Ultima Weapon

A common name for the strongest weapon of the main characters in the Final Fantasy series. It has a different look for it in each Final Fantasy game it's in, but the main charcter always has it(and it's mostly a sword). It's also in Kingdom Hearts(in the form of a keyblade of course)

My fave Ultima Weapon is Cloud Strife's from Final Fantast 7

by Lunar6 January 20, 2005