Umbrella

The hottest person in the world

Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass

by hishotgorgeoussexyhumblegf May 11, 2023

Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide is the act of committing suicide or self-harm with the use of an umbrella.

Leonard committed Umbrellacide

by shapple November 12, 2024

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by YeahItsStolen May 20, 2025

Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

by Macon Love April 26, 2011

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014