Ultimate ring sting

When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.

Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.

by Iamtechnosaurus April 21, 2018

Ultimate Frypan

Is when a women with a gapping vagina is having sexual intercouse with her male counterpart, has a frypan shoved as far up the vaginal region causing immediate orgasmic feelings.

“Yeah mate her cunt was so wide I had to try the ultimate frypan”

by Bigshaq4206921 June 27, 2018

Ultimate pizza

Boogers and cum on pizza

Michael put his boogers and cum on the ultimate pizza.

by John Jeremy October 1, 2018

Ultimate Custom Night

The 7th Game In The Five Nights At Freddys Series (Its Free On Steam also) Where People Dumb Enough To Say Their Gods At The Game Take On the challenge Of 50/20 Mode Where You Die upon Starting The Game

Guy1 Hey Bro Im A God At Five Nights At Freddys
Guy2 Oh Really Well Try Ultimate Custom Night
Guy1 Whats That
Guy2 Its The Seventh Game In the Five Nights At Freddys Series Where You Play Against 50 Animatronics On Difficulties From 1 to 20
Guy1 Bff I Can Beat That (Starts Game Sets All At 20 then Dies 30 seconds later)
Guy2 (Laughs)

by Man On The Internet October 29, 2019

ultimate sit-up

To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.

Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.

by Joey Anrom December 17, 2007

ultimate sex goddess

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is an ultimate sex goddess.

by IloveTHEultimatesexgoddess April 11, 2017

Ultimate Power Bizzle

The act of 2 Caucasian males taking home a girl and 1 male treating her to rough sex whilst the other male watches and masturbates whilst playing FIFA 2010 simultaneously. After both males have ejaculated (adds to the drama if this can be at the same time but doesn’t have to be) they each wipe a dollop of semen on the girls forehead (it is advised the male treating the girl to rough sex pull out and blow on the girls stomach for ease of grasping a dollop). Once this process is complete both males will start acting like they are in a Snoop Dogg film clip.

Man last night was awesome, John and I picked up this pissed slapper at the Reepham took her home and I gave her the roughest sex ever. Smacked her head into the surround sound system and stuck zooper doopers up her arse. The whole time John was watching whilst tugging his wood and playing FIFA 2010 (Barcelona Vs Real Madrid on expert). We eventually ejaculated at the same time and both placed dollops of spunk on her forehead. Straight after this we put on the up in smoke tour and rapped along whilst smoking blunts and drinking 40’s (sidenote, they were actually VB longnecks). It was an Ultimate Power Bizzle.

by Dolloper February 24, 2010