Turntina

A girl or a woman named “Christina” who is turnt.

She’s so turnt over those muffins, she’s being a Turntina!

by King Kevie May 21, 2018

turdtacular

The feeling you get when you take a huge shit.

After eating twenty-five donuts, the shit I took felt turdtacular.

by Shaqburger June 30, 2003

turn up juice

Alcohol, cough syrup, or any other drinkable item used to feel some type of way

It's almost New Year's so we need to get a buncha turn up juice and throw a party.

by BlackHawk7 January 29, 2014

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it

I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!

by worterbuch February 15, 2015

Catherine Turnbull

Catherine Turnbull is one of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet, but I guess they can be kinda fun sometimes. They come off to be a hoe, but in reality cry and freak out every time they see a dick lol. They also always crack under peer pressure. They like to date Asians for some reason idk why lmao. They are secretly Malcom Turnbulls daughter but keeps it a secret because she’s embarrassed she was adopted. Also has one of the best cousins ever. Very skinny and sexy but unfortunately doesn’t have an ass like her sexy cousin. Some say she should be yeeted off this earth.

Catherine Turnbull cried because she wasn’t as sexy as her thicc cousin

by Stranger000 February 23, 2019