by RedRyan January 12, 2026
Get the Turkey mug.When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
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A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
by drucker789 April 12, 2009
Get the Turkey (high five) mug.A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.
Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
by Epididymitis March 3, 2019
Get the turkey taint mug.A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.
by Sacktavious June 7, 2007
Get the Turkey Jello mug.Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
by Champions win November 28, 2013
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Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
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