TurboCoon

The token black player in a football/soccer team. Usually VERY fast.

Watch out for that winger, he is a TurboCoon.

Give yourself 5 yards Dave, he's a TurboCoon.

by JDream July 12, 2010

Turbo Slut

A slut firing on all cylinders.

Paddy : I gave that bitch one in every hole last night
Tom : Jeez, that girls some turbo slut!

by Pencil Turner January 16, 2008

turbo

a method of smoking a joint using a plastic bottle, a hole is burnt into the bottom section of the bottle on the side using a lighter, two more holes may be burnt into the top section of the bottle if the stoner wishes to "shotgun" the turbo. the stoner or another stoner with them sucks on the usual opening of the bottle gently after the roach of a joint is placed into the lowermost hole to make smoke rise slowly into the bottle, this is known as "pulling" the turbo, a slow riser may be pulled where the only wise thing to do is "shotgun" the turbo. a slow riser may be identified by smoke that appears liquid... yes, i'm a stoner :D dedicated to you scholey, from tatters aka brett aka twattersfield

scholey pulled me slow-riser, i shotgunned that bitch and it fucked me up i just dropped the turbo on the floor and spaced out.

by scholey's apprentice September 18, 2010

Turbo Mode

A state of pure excitement so intense that individuals that enter this state are not accountable for, and oftentimes will not remember their actions.

"After the Chevelle concert, I went into turbo mode and blacked out. The next thing I knew I was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, I think it was a cougar."

or

Guy 1: "Dude, what the hell, last night you beat the shit out of me and pissed on my car"
Guy 2: "Did I? Sorry man, I had just gotten paid and I was in turbo mode"
Guy 1: "Oh, you were in turbo mode, it's cool then"

by TRON 2.0 January 25, 2008

turbo fag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"

by rickwhohatesyou August 7, 2006

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

turbo slag

The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine

1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her

by Brody Reid Yr 10 April 7, 2008