trace

trace is the best bf i could ever have .. um wait idk i love him so much tho . he makes me sooo happy and idk how cause he barley TRYS . he makes me feel so loved and i feel like hes my soulmate fr .. but idk i dont really believe in love .

i want trace to cum on my heart .

by trace’s gf May 11, 2021

Curb Traded

When someone takes some shit you left on the curb and replaces it with lesser quality shit of their own.

Bill: "Dude, I put my old armchair on the curb last night and this morning found a love seat! WTF?"

Marv: "You got curb traded my friend."

Bill: Shit.

by mnijc2 October 20, 2010

Duct Tape

An invention so amazing only Chuck Norris could invent it.

Duct tape is self explanatory.

by awesomesocksfingerlessgloves September 23, 2011

check tape

a phrase used to back an argument, implying you have proof of something on film.
most likely eluding to an event that happened in the 90's when VHS was used to record important events.
phrase is used heavily by former high school athletes when discussing their glory days

Bill and Greg are in an argument over Bill's high school football stats:
Bill: I ran for 220 yards that game, got some mad pussy that night.
Greg: Sure you did....
Bill: Check tape, bro

by Sexually yours, Woodrow December 7, 2013

Without a Trace

A Crime Drama about a team of FBI agents that race the clock to find Missing Persons. The average episode opens with a person doing an every day thing before vanishing into thin air. The team then spends the hour searching through every aspect of the missing persons life, usually finding quite a few different crimes they commited and usually having half a dozen suspects they are sure did it. In the end you'll realize nobody kidnapped or hurt them at all, they just ran away or got caught up doing some crime (usually for a good reason)
The team of agents consists of:
-Jack Malone, a divorced father very passionate about his work and usually speaks in a ruff monotone voice that makes me, the audience, worry if he's well.
-Vivian Johnson, a short black woman with a receeding hair line and a thick (and fake) New York accent.

-Samantha Spade, a pretty blonde stereotyped as that strong independant woman every crime show has , but who get together with almost every guy on the show.
-Danny Taylor, a young handsome Spanish man from a troubled and broken home. Every season you learn some new horrible event from his childhood that makes you wonder why he hasn't lost it.
-Martin Fitzgerald, the son of a high powered veteran agent who has to live up to high expectations yet also show he is more than just his father...blahblahblah...
-Elena Delgardo, a beautiful Spanish mother who came in in the fourth season and has really only ever been Dannys love interest.

Did you see Without a Trace last week? Talk about anger management when Jack threw that chair through the window! Or when Danny punched that suspect?

by IloveDannyTaylor February 23, 2011

traded mixtapes

a way to say you had intercourse for dainty people who don't like to say "fuck" or "fucking" often

Sorry I am late. I traded mixtapes this morning and it was extended play.

by Audrey El November 22, 2005

Red Tape

red tape is an expression that arose from a technological innovation. The red tape directly refering to the leader tape found in many reel to reel tape recorders and small compact cassetes. As there can be no sound recorded on this portion of the tape it was considered frustrating and often likened to bureaucracy when one had to wait for the end of the red tape to hear what was recorded on the tape Hence The expression red tape and or cut through the red tape or cut to the chase

All that bureaucracy, its just red tape they could proceed so much faster if they wanted. Cut through the red tape

by Blood Fire February 22, 2007