Toyshit

An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.

*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"

by Morgan Dorfer July 18, 2011

toyasyhmp

thinking of you and sending you home made positivity ( which sometimes won't taste as good as fast positive, i know, but hey, you know)

toyasyhmp

by Krkič January 17, 2020

tinkle toys

A euphemism for the private parts of a clown as brought about by the January 9, 2010 post on the Cake Wrecks website.

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys."

by Jo Sterling January 9, 2010

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

Tijuana Toolshed

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018