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TorRed

The fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger
The TorRed Dodge Charger Daytona R/T that just passed you on the freeway has been scientifically proven to be the fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger.
by reddragn May 16, 2007
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torpedo

Damn, there goes another torpedo
by janbo September 15, 2008
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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo
Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit
by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008
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torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)
Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.
by Mark January 8, 2004
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torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.
John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
by CTMD May 3, 2010
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but torpedo

verb...
a vibrator used by a gay man to shove up his ass.
that guy goes in his room every night and but torpedos
by shawno October 11, 2004
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