tored

tored, t-o'red the emotional state, when a person is unable to decide whether s/he is tired or bored.

I have to do this f**king presentation, I am so tored.

I am so tored, I hangout on facebook the whole day

by Dr.D(PhD) March 3, 2014

pigeon-toed

one who's feet are turned inward.

Mikey Way is hawtt because he is pigeon-toed.

by kulashtorodufraine December 7, 2005

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.

Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.

by Jdog6969 March 4, 2011

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010

Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011