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toka

a teenage girl who is sweet and friendly on the outside, but dark and scary on the inside
Look at her acting all nice, she's such a toka
by Conan March 27, 2003
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I'm staying home today

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...
by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010
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Tokyo

World's busiest city,neon lights, hip cats, mega towers, and a rowdy subway.
Biggest, funkiest, most thrilling place in the East
by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003
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Today's music

by Gumbald October 19, 2017
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Tune in Tokyo

The repeated (and often excessive) twisting of nipples during foreplay.
Jenni's nipples were raw after her boyfriend played Tune in Tokyo with them all night.
by Ranford Bellows March 15, 2004
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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tokyo diamond

Hot Japanese or other asian chick. Jenny Chu is the Tokyo diamond in Young Dro's Rubber Band Banks.
Tokyo Diamonds (joing yoing yoing yoing)
by terrorbaby September 28, 2006
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