Virgin Toilet

A public toilet, which has not been used since it was cleaned.

Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.

The bathroom at the bar was gross, but at least I was able to find a virgin toilet.

by Butchypie October 13, 2007

toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

by [e-mail] January 21, 2008

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

Toilet Wine

1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"

2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin

1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!

2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!

by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

Toilet backwash

n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass

Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.

by Jalapeno64 January 17, 2009

toilet law

shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglaw associates. often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale.

jdjive had a great blacklist of toilet law firms in manhattan, but the partners of some of the named toilet law firms thugged themselves out and threatened to break some kneecaps. of course, they could have opted to file a lawsuit, but since they are toilet law, anyone could have caught their bluff, because they would have lost if they tried. going tony soprano was simpler.

by Sir Humps a Lot January 27, 2007

Euler's Toilet

The state of being in the middle of so much math that it turns to shit.

"I'm working on some newton fractals... and now I'm totally in Euler's Toilet"

by orethx December 9, 2008