toejam

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

todays youth

Scallies,goths,moshers ,whatever youcall yourselves you have no beleifes You beleive in nothing <you are idiots

At least In the past the youth beleived in something ,such as Skinz beleivieved in white nationalism and punks were anarchists. hippy was liberals But what the fuck do any of you beleive in eh, nothing

What the fuck do goths beleive in,,... Mideval archetects or something what a bunch of idiots no wonder you get your arse kicked every week by scallys.

by KoMMunist Gulagz January 5, 2005

five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Not Today

Phrase in relation and spoken by Arya Stark Lady of winterfell. Game of Thrones in times of hardship.

There is only one god,
His name is Death,
And there is only one thing

We say to Death.

“Not Today.”

by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019

toegazer

One who gazes at cameltoes.

I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.

by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

Todaying

(Tu-day-ing)
Verb:
1. To live for today
2. To have no plans for the day

Male 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Male 2: Not much, just todaying.

by That One Guy With The Beard November 11, 2012