Toastie

A form of insult that arose from a misunderstanding with the purpose to replace “melt”

Person A - “You’re such a melt”

Person B - “Melt? Stfu you toastie”

by Toastiecreator July 10, 2023

Toastie

An inbred person.

Mick: Your Daddy, uncle cousin is a toastie.

by Kareem me pants August 16, 2022

Mr. Toasty

A Mr. Toasty is a person that can transcend space and time. A typical Mr. Toasty will be an absolutely horrible person to everybody if given the chance to do so and has no care for anyone besides himself. They also are always correct and will use this to their advantage in any given argument.

Man, that guy is really full of himself to be a Mr. Toasty.

by JoesephywithToes October 8, 2022

Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

Toasty

Fucking massive

Xavier dog is really a Toasty

by poopheacharlie09 November 25, 2022

Toastie

a word used by the brits to define the greatest snack of all time; a grilled cheese.

i say gentlemen, how about i make you lads some toasties?

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Toastie

A friend who is always there for people who need warmth, love and security.
They can be highly sensitive too aswell as
spiritual

"What a toastie character they are"

by MeatballToastie2004 December 11, 2021