When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.
" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
by Pho Kyu December 05, 2017
by Gremhold September 08, 2017
by loosejuice420 October 31, 2021
Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 07, 2009
by Aural Addict January 07, 2015
Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.
by Expert Mud Toad Pimp March 27, 2018
The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021