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Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council August 14, 2008
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dirty toad

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021
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Throw Toads

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction
The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians

OR

The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food
by smashronnie July 13, 2018
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Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010
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toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.
Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.
by Bla804 October 18, 2019
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Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.
"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012
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Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.
Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?
by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022
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