tootarrific

The feeling when one is particulrly bloated after too much carbonation etc. and is able to lift themselves off of their chair by their own toxic emmissions(hopefully in not too painful of a way see 'gastoxicity')

When Shawan was feeling particularly gassy we decided he was 'tootarrific'

"bbblllttthhhh.........oh my, I am feeling very tootarrific this morning!"

by Llydia August 15, 2007

tootary

means a blunt or a large joint.

aka toot, tootory, tootz

Pul, has a nice tootary.
Hey cant pass the toot.

by Ronitz January 3, 2008

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Tootabb

Something crazy, insane, or off the hook.

yo bro, that party last night was freakin' tootabb!, it was insane.

by Heffalumper December 13, 2009

Toastally

toastally stoned.

Nichole and Sarah were toasty and stoned. They were toastally stoned.

by sfmmmm April 18, 2011

tootanami

The wave of flatugenic noxious fumes that is inescapable, no matter your intended escape route.

The tootanami decimated my friends' nasal cavities, in spite of a quick exit down the hall, away from the noxious wave lurking under my comforter.

by jaylove2 June 19, 2011

testatholon

A day full of tests, or a week full of tests.

I am studying for my testatholon next week!

by Blairtastic December 9, 2011