Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
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Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
by Sdag327 December 29, 2023
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Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 05, 2024
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 20, 2024
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Palestine & Israel

2 Countries that have been going to war Since 1948
When will Palestine & Israel stop
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Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
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Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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