Twonker

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

by DomCornerLeone July 3, 2008

Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020

twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

by Squid December 12, 2004

tonka

the word tonka was originally used for the american toy trucks, around the size of a micro machine maybe a bit larger. the trucks were brightly coloured particular orange and red.
these have been around many years and still amuse children i suppose the equivilant in england is hotwheels.

the toy in the shop was a lil truck made by tonka
the two kids had a tonka truck race
hey hey hey dont hog the tonka truck its my turn to play

by the dark devil July 23, 2006

toonk

Word for vagina. pronounced TOON-CK. Could be gross, nasty, huge, tight, loose, black, pink, whatever. just vagina in general.

yo man you get that toonk from kristi last night??

by Kyle Fuller January 9, 2008

[tronki]

spanish term for donk or donkey
referring to the ass or booty

"mira..... ella tiene un tronki"
"look.....she has a donk"

by la mujer x333 December 22, 2008

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018