twisted

wrong, backwards misinformed

Don't get shit twisted

by tykarey May 19, 2005

twisted

1. mixed up, confused
2. carzy, wild
3. to get s.o. wrong

by VAKI5 November 8, 2003

twisted humor

1. dark, offensive, but funny remarks
2.a totally pointless but awesome series on youtube

1. "I may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there too"
2. Hippie Guy: "Isn't mother nature groovy man?
Pissy Guy: "Hell no! Mother nature's being a bitch! Im freezing my ass off!"
3. We remade the 1950's Duck and Cover video for our own sick and twisted humor

by The Voices in your head February 20, 2009

Tilted

An adjective that describes the mindset of people, mostly referring to video games such as League of Legends. When someone is tilted, they feel as though they are not performing right as if something is off, hence the name tilted. Tilt can also be caused by getting completely destroyed when the recipient feels there is nothing they could do about it. People who are tilted often feel angry and have a very negative attitude.

That guy must be so "Tilted" after that.
Teddy is so "Tilted" he won't even talk to us.

by WarwickUltimate December 30, 2016

cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 29, 2008

a twisted giggley

a wretchedly deformed pussie

"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011