jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

by Telephony October 3, 2014

tissuphagophobia

The fear of eating/ingesting tissues.

My friend doesn't have any tissues in his house because he has tissuphagophobia.

by abemon16 September 26, 2009

throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

Tisselur

A word used mostly in northern Norway to define a small penis. The word do not directly mean small penis, but it's a cuddle name for the word ''kuk'' or 'pikk'' witch are two words that are as tough and handsome as a canadian lumberjack.

Guy1: hei se tisseluren min! = Hey look at my tisselur!
Guy2: Fan du e næsti! se på kuken min i stedenfor! = oh your gross! Look at my kuk instead!

by Mr. tisselur September 29, 2011

Happy Tissues

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.

Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues

by Wordwizzzard March 4, 2009