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Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro
by biorokky August 30, 2025
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woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017
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tissue

A task or interaction that is (or should be) very easy/simple to complete.
Of course I finished Oregon Trail, that sh*t's tissue!

Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.
by poodleuni August 19, 2022
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The Suspicious Tissues

The Suspicious Tissues

The Suspicious Tissues (commonly referred to by fans as “The Shues”) are an experimental rock band from Southport, England, known for their genre-fluid performances and fiercely independent approach to music production and touring. Formed in 2017 from the ashes of the cult college band Lamb & Mother, The Suspicious Tissues have cultivated a devoted underground following, noted for their unpredictable shows and handcrafted merchandise.

History

The Suspicious Tissues were formed by members of various now-legendary local acts: Psy (formerly of Lamb & Mother), The Prof (ex-Wasteland), and Caminista (ex-Admen). Collectively referred to as the Wing Collective, the founding members have maintained a degree of anonymity, enhancing their urban myth status within UK indie circles. The band initially performed secret pop-up gigs around Merseyside and Greater Manchester, building a cult-like fanbase known as the “Shues”.

Their debut album, often referred to as the “Lost 1st Album”, achieved near-mythical status after master recordings were reportedly stolen during an afterparty at the 2018 Southport Seafront Festival. Although fragments of the album have surfaced online, the full record remains unreleased, adding to the band’s enigmatic reputation.
Have you seen that band - the legendary The Suspicious Tissues ?
by Caminista April 18, 2025
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.
Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.
by Crystal42 February 26, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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