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spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021
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Spork

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.
I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.
by Amawee21 October 30, 2017
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Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
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spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it
My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.
by poiuyt July 24, 2008
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