My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
Get the Sperm Slurpeemug. An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Get the Slurpeemug. jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 26, 2020
Get the Burpee Slurpeemug.