Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

To get the ink

When a girl (or a guy) is about to get cum from a guy

(Guy): Look at the porn actor's face. He won't hold much longer
(Girl): She's about to get the ink!

by Indianajohns August 14, 2018

cleavage ink

Tattoos on a girls cleavage that’s proudly displayed in any setting.

Man did you see the cleavage ink on the chick working the shoe rental desk at the bowling alley last night?

by Rythmical Nutcase June 15, 2024

ink game

p2w game with a bunch of edgy 14 year olds. squid game based game with powers and shit

person 1: yo dude remember when gi-hun used lightning god on sang-woo?
person 2: what the fuck did you just say
person 1: you dont know about ink game?
person 2: i hate you.

by fucker no. 1345 October 17, 2025

Inking

Jerking off your friend with one hand while getting a tattoo on the other.

Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!

by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024

Spilled ink on the shoes

Kutiya jalti hai mujhse

Nihao spilled ink on her lil sister’s shoes while writing note on lantern - Spilled ink on the shoes

by Gangsta_fbd March 14, 2025