Funnel busting

when you cum into a funnel and let it seep into someones bellybutton
guy 1:How was your date yesterday guy 2:oh it went great, we were funnel busting all night.
by gfhdsjkuoyrfuiwytrioe April 15, 2024
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Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja September 25, 2008
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Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass
I gave her the Charlotte County Funnel!
by phatHawg June 08, 2019
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Trust the funnel

In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.

The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.

Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel

“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
by media jargon October 24, 2024
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fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.
To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin October 19, 2008
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Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel
by Knight57 July 05, 2016
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