Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

by GreekG0D November 19, 2011

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"

by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010