Austin is a smart funny great with the ladies guy and will make anyone’s day 10x better. Anyone would be lucky to find themselves with a n austin.
by Wolfgangar March 14, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Rember Austin
by Qw r sfv us f March 1, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by FATKANGEROOS March 6, 2019
Get the Austinmug. One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.
Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.
by Bartholemu May 26, 2008
Get the Austinmug. "You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
by rob November 29, 2004
Get the Austinmug. A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.
by yousuckawholebunchaweiner October 17, 2010
Get the Austinmug. Austin:
1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.
4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.
He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.
He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:
Have fun being a dickhole Austin.
1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.
4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.
He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.
He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:
Have fun being a dickhole Austin.
Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.
by FunWithSphincters October 2, 2011
Get the Austinmug.