Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019

jail mail

A person in jail that gets mail.

An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.

by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020

Jail Horse

A zebra.

Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.

by BM255 November 22, 2019

Moth-Jail

The action of washing things down the drain with water or cleaning fluid.

Please clear your plate in the sink and put the left overs in moth-jail.

by Allegra Noel September 24, 2013

jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017

jail break

when a large group of black people are walking together or rolling deep

EX: "lunch time" : ohh god All the black people are coming "JAIL BREAK!"

by niggasukadick December 22, 2009

Facebook Jail

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.

Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.

by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011