Troll-fu: The degree of a person's skill in trolling discussion boards in order to receive hostile responses.
Taken from a politics discussion board: "Warning! This book is NOT for Liberals or anyone else who ‘supports the troops, but not the war’. I would not want to be responsible for Liberals going nuts trying to justify their hypocrisy and phony patriotism while reading this book."
This troll-fu would be described as weak and not subtle.
This troll-fu would be described as weak and not subtle.
by gregario September 15, 2007

by slanguer1337 June 26, 2008

Luke diddnt want to have a relationship but still wanted to slay all the pussy so asked Hanna if they wanted to be fu** buddies as they both wanted sex but not a relationship
by BustaNutCannon September 15, 2016

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.
by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.
We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..
by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.
by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012
