Testacity

Having the audacity to test you. (Starting a problem.)

How dare you have the testacity to talk to my girlfriend in front of me!?
I hate him so much! What testacity!
The testacity that was just seen was unbelievable.
Derek, don't come at me with your testacity!
The testacity! The testacity!

by DAPR May 25, 2015

Testamoaning

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.

"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

by Officer nipples 42 March 21, 2017

Testacular

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels

"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"

by sedgea March 3, 2022

Boochie testable

Boochie testable means something along the lines of: a festival but it’s testable.

Man: I really want to go to a Boochie testable right now.

Bystander: what’s a Boochie testable?
Man: it’s a desirable festival you want to go to.

I really would like to go to a Boochie testable right now.

by Peyt0nzz December 2, 2022

Tentacology

The study of tentacles and other tentacle applications.

All Japanese manga writers are required to take a course in tentacology in order to properly tentacleize their creations.

by NickyRodgers October 24, 2015

tentaclesexual

To be attracted to tentacles. This is not to be confused with being attracted to octopi, or squids of any kind, as the person who is tentaclesexual is only attracted to tentacles.

"You like that octopus? Aren't you tentaclesexual?"
"No, dude, I only like tentacles."

by ovenroastedjews April 7, 2017

Tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups

Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick

by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017