Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

Tesla twosome

The art of dressing up as Donald trump and ur partner as Elon musk. Then sensually fucking in the back of a cyber truck while getting shocked by the Tesla charger.

Oh fuck Donny this Tesla twosome has got my cumming aggressively like a rocket ship.

by The maga masturbaters March 2, 2026

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

teslacide

When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground

All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide

by tron781 March 10, 2025

Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.

Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025