Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 26, 2009
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Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"
by vert343 September 16, 2018
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Zakyha Tactics

Zakyha Tactics are when you lure a man in with your fat ass and SAT scores. Then once you have them in your grasps kill them and steal their knowledge to better yourself for your own SAT score.
Shyheim you better watch out about her. Her ass may be fat but she'll get you with those Zakyha Tactics.
by PBandJ April 03, 2019
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 05, 2016
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
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Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 25, 2021
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megaman tactics

when your playing a boss on nintendo that kills your so quickly, your only hope to win is to ignore any attempts to avoid damage, but rather take the damage, and use the invincibility you get while blinking the few short seconds after taking the hit, to deal as much damage as possible before becoming vulnerable again, thus hopefully quickly finishing the opponent off before he gets a chance to kill you. Still this is no easy task, one must be brutal and deadly... all of which is the only way to beat certain bosses in the original NES megaman.
1st guy: holy shit, this boss is hard as shit! hes really fuuuucking me up, what should i do?!?
2nd guy : use MegaMan tactics!!!!!!!!!!
by guitarspen January 23, 2011
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