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functional tweaker

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.
by Republic of mo August 13, 2021
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Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.
As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021
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Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.
by Mysterrii August 21, 2021
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little tikes tweaker

Some fucker that is way too fucking young to be smoking weed and doing drugs and denies they are too young, and is racist as fuck and doesn’t Care what anyone says about them
Dom: holy fucking shit Aiden you are a little tikes tweaker
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga
by d0m$ch@rg€r2.0 November 23, 2024
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Tweaker Music

Music that makes you feel like you are tweaking out and makes your brain stop functioning properly.
When ever I wanna feel high without going to eddyville, I just play tweaker music like Ponyboy by Sophie and feel better
by Toucameron July 18, 2025
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Tweaker Sauce

Crush grabba leaf. Often dark and thick, used for rolling or as a blunt wrap, particularly popular in the Caribbean and among cannabis smokers. It can also refer to the practice of smoking cannabis with this type of tobacco leaf.
Pass the tweaker sauce over, need it with my bong chop
by Mysticeye17 July 26, 2025
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Tweaker Tipping

Tweaker Tipping
verb
/ˈtwēkər ˈtipiNG/

Definition:
The noble (if slightly questionable) art of gently nudging a fentanyl-frozen individual—typically caught mid “zombie lean” a.k.a. the fentanyl fold—until they slowly and dramatically topple over like a haunted scarecrow.

Originating in Portland, Oregon, where rain-soaked sidewalks, craft beer, and rampant public drug use collide, Tweaker Tipping has become a Friday night pastime for bored hipsters, disillusioned baristas, and rogue bachelorette parties. Bonus points awarded for sound effects, sticking the landing, or tipping multiple tweakers in a row like human dominoes.
“Bro, we went out to Burnside last night and played Tweaker Tipping 'til the cops showed up. I got a triple combo by the food carts.”
by Masterbaudering August 2, 2025
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