Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.
Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.
by Anya Christina Harris May 01, 2022
Get the Anger Turd mug.

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
Get the holiday turding mug.

turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Get the turd connoisseur mug.

Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010
Get the Turd-dick mug.

Terror Turd

A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.
"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
by Lizardo55 August 11, 2014
Get the Terror Turd mug.

turd crumbs

nugs of poo which have broken off the main vessel.
dude, i went to take a dump and you left a batch of turd crumbs in the bowl.
by Dan Carre February 23, 2004
Get the turd crumbs mug.

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
by Heywood Jablomee January 08, 2004
Get the Turd Burgaler mug.