The Aniko-Kristo theory

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020

Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

by flavorflav February 16, 2009

Postcode Theory

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

by Cliffy September 21, 2005

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

WW Theory

Westwood Theory states that all Westwood students deserve the utmost priority and positive bias in a competitive speech or debate event. Doing so is the only way to preserve the hegemonic influence of the school on such events. In a debate round, if one side is not from Westwood and they present any argument that could significantly cripple the chances of Westwood winning, that team deserves to lose as they are trying to affect the entire national speech and debate assosciation's ecosystem.

"Judge, the affirmative/negative must not be allowed to win this round as they are trying to violate WW Theory's interpretation! They want to shift the balance of NSDA to favor them!"

by ForeignPowersCP March 4, 2021

The potato theory

the potato theory is the theory stating that: "A potato cannot be created or deystroyed, only transfered from one anus to another" this theory was first put into practice by my physics teacher, in a lesson that involved his wife, a potato, a ping pong paddle, and a un-prepared anus, needless to say it was a fun lesson. Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time

The Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time

by Potato king October 17, 2012

Soulja Boy Theory

The idea that a ridiculous celebrity who appears incredibly stupid might actually be a genius aiming to capitalize on the revenue he or she gains from the mindless demographic their work caters to.

Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, Chad Ochocinco, and of course Soulja Boy! All of these and more could fall under the Soulja Boy Theory

by ZPuma December 3, 2010