A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022
by Chris Pounders September 18, 2013
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023
An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021
This is a group that was devised by the Minecraft youtuber Joey Graceffa in the SMP X life. Currently, the members of the coven are all girls or gay boys. The covens main rival is the cult of jeremyism, the members of this cult refer to it as a religion but it is a cult no matter what they say.
by Can Kendall have a solo December 06, 2020
When you have sex in a forest at night and at least one participant is a female with long black hair.
by Kana108 February 09, 2020
A person who is a witch and is also Skeptical, Agnostic, Atheist and/or Science-seeking. A follower of SASS witchcraft.
by VaanSquirrel December 21, 2022