puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Pork Puss

A tight little chubby pussy.

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.

Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%

by Commander Queef December 15, 2018

Wurq That Puss

A term of endearment and an exclamation of excitement, This is usually used among drag queens especially when a queen turns it out in a performance. This quote was made famous by Jaidynn Diore Fierce on the 7th season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

RuPaul: You will always be fierce Jaidynn! Now Sashay Away.
Jaidynn: Wurq That Puss!
Jaidynn: Stay Fierce, Stay Classy, Wurq That Puss and Turn It Out!

by Excuseeee Me? September 7, 2016

puss up

1.Something short of a real push up. When ass is higher then head and is moving in a humping motion.
2.When a girl humps a guy.

1. Donnie was pumping out the puss ups.
2. Aubree did puss ups with her boyfriend.

by backalackadurkastanese January 9, 2008

rat puss

a shit dagg or daggs on a womans unshaven vagina

man she was rank she has a rat puss and i slammed her

by molf March 10, 2009

dino-puss

If a dinosaur and octopus get jiggy then their mixed race and species child shall be formally known as a 'dino-puss.'

Person 1 -'Hey, did you hear Eric the Dinosaur and Shelia the Octopus are gonna have a kid?!'
Person 2-'Yeah I know, It's gonna be a dino-puss.'

by RacoonFace. May 28, 2011